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Arsenal Threw A Kid Into The Fire And Got Burned

The Yellow Wall Doesn't Need a Loyalty Scheme

Messi's Miami Are Wobbling When It Matters Most

Pierre Sage Is One Result Away From The Sack
Putellas Is Worthy. The Shortlist Is Not.

One Horse, One Handshake, Twenty-One Years of Ruin

The Numbers Told Us. United Weren't Listening.
Two Goals Down, One Point Up, All Even In LA

Carrick Is The Fall Guy. The Rot Runs Much Deeper.
Bayern Win Without Kompany, But Nobody's Relaxed

Chelsea's Own Net, Own Fault, Own Undoing

Mourinho, Madrid, and a Clásico Built for Chaos

Arsenal Threw A Kid Into The Fire And Got Burned
Arsenal cannot complain about this one. A 16-year-old lashed out after a bruising tackle in the 85th minute of a Carabao Cup tie at Fleetwood, got sent off...

The Yellow Wall Doesn't Need a Loyalty Scheme
Picture this: 81,365 people packed into Signal Iduna Park, tens of thousands of voices bellowing players' surnames back at the announcer, a wall of black...

Messi's Miami Are Wobbling When It Matters Most
Inter Miami dropped to third in the Eastern Conference on Wednesday night after being held to a 2-2 draw by FC Cincinnati, and the timing could hardly be...
Pierre Sage Is One Result Away From The Sack
Pierre Sage is managing Crystal Palace on borrowed time, and everyone inside Selhurst Park knows it. Twelve games into his tenure, the Frenchman is staring...

Putellas Is Worthy. The Shortlist Is Not.
Alexia Putellas picked up a record-equalling third Ballon d'Or Féminin at the London Palladium on Monday night, and the result was entirely correct. The...

One Horse, One Handshake, Twenty-One Years of Ruin
It is autumn at Old Trafford, which means it is crisis season at Old Trafford. A 3-0 home defeat to Bournemouth on Sunday, arriving just days after a 4-1...
The Numbers Told Us. United Weren't Listening.
There is a particular kind of footballing disaster that arrives looking like success. Manchester United's 2025-26 season under Michael Carrick was precisely...

Two Goals Down, One Point Up, All Even In LA
Last Sunday night in Los Angeles, El Tráfico did what El Tráfico always does: it went to the very edge, threatened to fall off it, and left everyone in the...
Carrick Is The Fall Guy. The Rot Runs Much Deeper.
There is a particular kind of humiliation that goes beyond the scoreline. Manchester United lost to Bournemouth at Old Trafford on Sunday, and that alone...

Bayern Win Without Kompany, But Nobody's Relaxed
Bayern Munich went to Freiburg on Sunday and did exactly what champions are supposed to do. They won. They won without their manager. They won without the...

Chelsea's Own Net, Own Fault, Own Undoing
Stamford Bridge hosted a London derby on Saturday that had absolutely no business being as boring as it was for as long as it was, and then absolutely no...
Mourinho, Madrid, and a Clásico Built for Chaos
The UK government did not mean to write the best football preview of the year. But when Whitehall released its Be Ready campaign last Thursday, urging every...
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